I am considering this as my workout cause I am a little tired lol.
My dog, pictured here...
...poops a LOT. When he goes, they are monster turds. It's been about four months since he has pooped outside on one of our walks. This is because he has now been taught to go to the door to the backyard to poop. Well, for the four months that he's been going outside, it's been cold/ snowy, and you can't see the poop. It has been above 32 for a few days now, and the snow has cleared so I was assigned the job of poop-picker-upper. I picked up a little over 100 POUNDS OF SHIT TODAY!!!

I need a shower lol.